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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    They mean “children’s book” in the sense that four boys stepped into a white van with vanity plate “JFRANCO” and were never heard from again.

  2. Batman

    For fucks sake, James. Stop it.

  3. Nobody except James Franco thinks that James Franco is awesome.

  4. You can tell he’s going over the edge…

  5. cc

    If Madonna can do it…

  6. He’s two stupid.

  7. Just here for the laughs

    AKA How to Pick Up Young Boys

  8. EricLr

    He went crazy so gradually that none of us even really noticed it until the incident.

  9. fartbucket

    So when is the rap album supposed to drop?

  10. El Jefe

    The look on the face of someone who knows they are a giant douche.

  11. He speaks the language of children. Retarded deaf children.

  12. Perplexity

    Another medium for him to suck at.

  13. shshsh

    A book that teaches kids how to stay away from guys like James Franco.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Sad thing is that’s also how he signs his checks.

  15. Looks more like his high school yearbook than a children’s book…

  16. Neal

    Based on a publisher agreeing to let him do a children’s book we now know James Francos contact high has finally gone airborne. Don’t say the Mayans didn’t try and warn us.

  17. Crissy

    Wait wasn’t he sexy/cute/handsome at one point or am I confusing him with someone else? And if this is JAMES FRANCO, wtf happened to him?

  18. briana

    kids, come get this book i signed in blood. my own blood.

  19. Bananas&Blow

    That’s the look of someone who can’t wait to get back to the heroin.

  20. Sizzler

    Didnt Joaquin Phoenix already do this whole thing?

  21. Jack of All Trades, Master of None.

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