Zooey Deschanel at the premiere of My Valentine in West Hollywood. (April 13, 2012)
her face looks sad. so do her titties.
It’s times like this when I think of Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel wearing lingerie in my kitchen making me a vodka martini.
Your name is Fromme. Stayaway Fromme.
She looks as tired of herself as everyone else is.
Hey, don’t bad-mouth her. Without her, who would we get to play that same character in every movie?
Who’s that girl? It’s Nega Jess…
So that’s what’s been eating the crab
I’m cute now, but in 20 years, I’m going to be the creepy cat lady everyone avoids.
My bf loves her. I agree she’s got a hot ass, but sometimes she looks like she has cataracts.
She is wasted and I’d hit it.
Hipster chicks give the best blow jobs. Ironic blow jobs, but blow jobs nonetheless.
if you tip her backwards and forwards, do her eyes close and open while she says, “mama”?
she looks high and about to puke at any moment.
She looks as sharp as her acting skills.
This. This is the face the exact moment when a young starlet realizes she has to expose herself on the internet to stay relevant.
Fuck are her pupils?
She gonna have a nice mustache like Tony Orlando in a few years.
just got raped by fish
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