superficial

  1. How does she get her freckles to strategically appear in those areas?

  2. Batman

    Gross.

  3. Sheppy

    Still unpretty.

  4. Instead of “Click click click” the camera goes “Wonk wonk wonk.”

  5. Photo shoot for what? Giant Nostrils Weekly?

  6. Dick Hell

    Boner -Boy wouldn’t give her the time of day, well, maybe a semi if he can call her Mommy.

  7. Fishballs

    I’d rape her gently.

  8. True story: that bikini was black and white before she put it on.

  9. Cock Dr

    I guess horrible scars on the breasts from plastic surgeries can be airbrushed out. We get the treat of seeing the raw photos.

  10. Not pictured: the photographer’s assistant coming to adjust her bikini top with a spatula.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Yummy, I wonder who’s body that really is.

  12. Nope! Nothin’ to see here, folks. Move along.

  13. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times… get a bigger hat.

  14. Grand Poobah

    other than the fact that the bra doesn’t fit at all, she doesn’t look that bad, better than those scrawny chicks with pancake asses

  15. Blech

    If you scroll down past the head, it’s not so bad…

  16. JoeG

    Has anyone figured out who this guy is yet?

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