1. DeucePickle

    This guy has got to stop hanging out with David Beckham

  2. slippinx12

    Did we finally ship him to Australia like they used to do with criminals?

  3. I bet his cock speaks with a lisp.

  4. Dick Hell

    He should have gotten that Jesus tat on his fist so he could say, “Don’t blame me bitch, JESUS is the one hitting you.”

  5. Billybob

    “You do feel a bit of a pinch when a seagull tries to blow you.”

  6. EricLr

    See, these are my balls. They’re what I have when my bodyguards are nearby or I’m fighting a tiny woman.

  7. Nina

    I thought this was Justin Bieber from the thumbnail. Dumb hats + skinny jeans = contagion.

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    “Help! He beats me!”

  9. Pearce Bronzetan

    Not pictured: The black microphone.

  10. El Jefe

    Tattooed up like the piece of shit criminal that he is.

  11. So now that he’s shown the world what an awesome human being he is, he’s about to tackle penis ventriloquism.

  12. LockNLoad

    Stay classy…douche.

  13. Mitch

    He looks like the textbook definition of someone who takes it up the ass.

  14. WTF happened to Popeye’s dad? Did Bluto do that to him?

  15. Swearin

    He might be the biggest badass West Hollywood has ever seen

  16. Pearce Bronzetan

    If you zoom in on his shoulder tat, instead of “What would Jesus do?”, you’ll read “Who would Jesus punch?”.

  17. The Brown Streak

    Chris Brown’s concerts don’t seem to be doing as well since he went to a 2 hour cover of “Smack my bitch up.”

  18. nice teef

    He has nice teef. Too bad about the rest of him.

  19. CK

    Sounds of pissing are easier on the ears.

  20. Yeah, lemme know when you actually find a pair, you fucking coward.

  21. Blech

    Pulling a Kardashian? You’re doing it wrong, dickface.

  22. Contusion

    And by “Chris Brown performs” I’m assuming you mean Chris Brown holds his dick again.

  23. Scully

    Do you think he could get arrested for beating himself?

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