1. Dick Hell

    Maybe she doesn’t practice martial arts but it looks like she’s used her face to splinter a headboard or two.

  2. Doesn’t look like she’ll be needing their services again anytime soon.

  3. Nina

    Chemical peel? Some sort of pain?

  4. fartbucket

    WOW. If she stops dying her hair she can totally get started on the granny porn before her body falls apart.

  5. diego

    Gotta love the perfectly placed “30 Minute Parking; Additional Parking In Back” sign

  6. She can always tell when she’s done because the little plastic timer pops up and the bell goes ding.

  7. Grand Poobah

    serious case of man face! she must be doing a ton of TTs (tanning and testosterone)

  8. Willie Wonka called; he’s wondering when you’re coming in for your shift.

  9. Kitty

    whoops, one of the employees ‘accidently’ left her in there too long?

  10. The Brown Streak

    I see she wore her sunglasses over her lips again.

  11. CK

    Eye of the Tiger, Mouth of the Whore!

  12. “Oh god, they saw me coming out of a tanning salon. Word will get out that I’m not naturally this beautiful!”

  13. Bigalkie

    Trailer Park

  14. kingofbeer

    slapped in the forehead 20 times in a row :)

  15. mbcl

    “oh no, there’s that fat mailman following me again.”

  16. boing

    she’s so east county.

  17. Just_As_it_IS

    At first I thought the shirt said “Keep on bleachin’”

  18. Just_As_it_IS

    Soon you will see this picture in Wikipedia illustrating the term “cotton mouth”

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