Maybe she doesn’t practice martial arts but it looks like she’s used her face to splinter a headboard or two.
Doesn’t look like she’ll be needing their services again anytime soon.
Chemical peel? Some sort of pain?
Sitting out in the sun for too long like a stupid douchebag?
Yeah, I’ll go with that.
WOW. If she stops dying her hair she can totally get started on the granny porn before her body falls apart.
Gotta love the perfectly placed “30 Minute Parking; Additional Parking In Back” sign
She can always tell when she’s done because the little plastic timer pops up and the bell goes ding.
serious case of man face! she must be doing a ton of TTs (tanning and testosterone)
Willie Wonka called; he’s wondering when you’re coming in for your shift.
whoops, one of the employees ‘accidently’ left her in there too long?
I see she wore her sunglasses over her lips again.
Eye of the Tiger, Mouth of the Whore!
“Oh god, they saw me coming out of a tanning salon. Word will get out that I’m not naturally this beautiful!”
slapped in the forehead 20 times in a row :)
“oh no, there’s that fat mailman following me again.”
she’s so east county.
At first I thought the shirt said “Keep on bleachin'”
Soon you will see this picture in Wikipedia illustrating the term “cotton mouth”
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