Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Brooke is apparently very excited about this being that little girl’s first time out in the sun.
She’s going to eat that little girl…and the little girl knows it.
Zombie Apocalypse, patient zero. Remember this moment and how we all did nothing.
HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA. HA.
Best way to defend yourself from gingers? Wield your own ginger!
“Everybody raise their hand who thinks I’m the coolest, well adjusted, not crazy Mom in the whole world.”
And that was the day I realized that Mommy was just using me as a prop to get people to take pictures of her.
Cameras need better Brooke Shields shields.
There are more kinds of crazy in that face than there are stripes on that dress.
Nothing comes between me and my kid ‘cept Crazy!
“Mom, I have your meds here . . .”
“Whooooo wants a mustache ride??”
Leg jaundice is a terrible thing.
Even human trafficking suffers from the age of the internet when anyone can just look at their cell phone and find a better price for 8 year old kids.
She has nice teef.
Poor daughter. Why do celeb kids usually look so miserable. Quit worrying about yourself Brooke and pay some real attention to your kid.
Darling, don’t make me pop you while the cameras are watching…
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