superficial

  1. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Brooke is apparently very excited about this being that little girl’s first time out in the sun.

  3. Batman

    She’s going to eat that little girl…and the little girl knows it.

  4. slippinx12

    Zombie Apocalypse, patient zero. Remember this moment and how we all did nothing.

  5. Sheppy

    HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA. HA.

  6. Just here for the laughs

    Best way to defend yourself from gingers? Wield your own ginger!

  7. “Everybody raise their hand who thinks I’m the coolest, well adjusted, not crazy Mom in the whole world.”

  8. EricLr

    And that was the day I realized that Mommy was just using me as a prop to get people to take pictures of her.

  9. Billybob

    Cameras need better Brooke Shields shields.

  10. fartbucket

    There are more kinds of crazy in that face than there are stripes on that dress.

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Nothing comes between me and my kid ‘cept Crazy!

  12. “Mom, I have your meds here . . .”

  13. Pirate Hunter

    “Whooooo wants a mustache ride??”

  14. Leg jaundice is a terrible thing.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Even human trafficking suffers from the age of the internet when anyone can just look at their cell phone and find a better price for 8 year old kids.

  16. nice teef

    She has nice teef.

  17. Biff

    Poor daughter. Why do celeb kids usually look so miserable. Quit worrying about yourself Brooke and pay some real attention to your kid.

  18. your mom

    Darling, don’t make me pop you while the cameras are watching…

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