“Uhmmm yeah, why is Candy Man kissing me? Who said his name 3 times????”
Sure that isn’t supposed to be the Loogie Awards?
Someone got a manicure! Or possibly, leprosy.
Poor girl looks like this experience will leave her scarred for life.
You can tell she thinks he ̶l̶o̶o̶k̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ is sexy. She’s letting him kiss her teeth and is laughing nervously. She thinks he way ̶c̶r̶e̶e̶p̶y̶ cool.
The guy has PTSD and the white blonde girl gave him a flashback. You should all be ashamed of mocking him.
his wife leaving him was the worst non-face thing that ever happened to him
“Now say ‘You’re out!’ in a vaguely German accent.”
why is the white chick kissing an old piece of driftwood?
If this pic was at a discotheque, would the caption read, “Clubbing Seal?”
green nails? wtf
She told him she wouldn’t touch his camera or peep his phone.
He thought she was Heidi Klum, after all, all white women look the same.
“Hello white woman who I’m obviously not trying to make Heidi jealous with.”
She has nice teef.
Anyone else think he has a “type”?
Gotta get right back on the whores.
He knows no women will ever kiss him on his cheeks.
Seal: “Ah Heidi, come here you!”
Seal whispering once they are close: “B!@&% I know you took my Hasselblad H4D-60 camera. I found a foreign fingerprint on my Sigma lens and you better hope and pray that its not yours. I swear on all the cameras that I love that if I find out you were in my camera room…just, just back away before I strangle you here in public”
Seal: “So nice to see you babe”
damn thats a major fail
Wonder if she drew the short straw? “Just smile and hope its over quick so I can wash myself…repeatedly!”
A kiss from a rose… a horribly burned rose.
a kiss from a nose, a horribly wrinkled nose
I shall call you “Heidi II” and you shall live amongst great splendor. But woe unto you if you dare enter my Chamber of Cameras.
I wish I could take back one of my McBeef likes and give you a 2nd.
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Seal and Deltra Goodrem at the 2012 Logie Awards in Melbourne. (April 15, 2012)