“Hi! My name is Halle Berry and these are my tits…”
“Hi, you’re probably a whore that banged my ex while he called you racist remarks. Nice to meet you.”
“I’m wearing leopard print, but just between us gals, I’m totally a cougar! Hahahaha . . . ahem.”
“Y’all can tell that Pussycat bitch this is how you do this shit.”
Hello, I’m Diana Ross now.
Halle Berry has the tits of a 20 year old. Her skin is ridiculous. I think she looks better now than she did 20 years ago. Black don’t crack for real.
“Thank you for saying that. I work hard to keep the crazy hidden.”
“So I’m not at the Japanese Center? Then cancel my order for sushi.”
nice firm berries
Ah, I remember the good ol’ days – when that cleavage line was about 4 inches higher.
“Yo VIP…let’s kick it!”
if they were four inches higher they’d be touching her collar bone
Hi, thank you for coming. Would you be interested in helping me destroy my ex-husband?”
I’ve got the urge for some Nestle chocolate milk…i don’t know why.
She has nice teef.
say it right- it’s “teefusses”.
“Thank you so much for looking at something other than my tits.
“Hello, we’re really happy to meet you.”
“I know you, you’re Charles Barkley.”
“Heyyy…you look just like that Madame Butterfly lady!”
“Yeah, I think so too. I mean why is Nestle Chocolate sponsoring a black womans award party ? Seems kinda weird in some way.”
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