superficial

  1. I vote for “Next!”

  2. Poorly implanted, Italian, Jersey reality show-slut

  3. cuddles

    Creative use of a garbage bag and kitchen back splash. Must be a Project Runway deal.

  4. proof that boobs do not always equal good

  5. Little Tongue

    And that’s how the trash got in trash bag.

  6. cc

    Man, that is some bona fide drunk, 1:30am, no action for 6 months hot.

  7. Mike701

    Cover up the tats and she looks like a Treasure Troll stripper

  8. JennywithaY

    HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY!

  9. Holy crap she’s still around? Please, someone tell me Snooki isn’t? At least this one isn’t completely gag-inducing to look at.

  10. Spider leg eyelashes; guh!

  11. chicka

    her lashes make her look top-heavy.

  12. Her dress is actually cotton, she’s just THAT greasy.

  13. tlmck

    Yup. That’s definitely crap.

  14. She’s cute in a weird way.

  15. Jocelyn Wildenstein Jr.

  16. Worst Hefty promotion ever.

  17. Is EVERYTHING in this photo made out of plastic?

  18. Her lips look like someone punched her in the mouth.

  19. This is Madame Tussauds Wax Museum’s best work yet.

  20. Legal Secretaries Need Love Too

    I would still very happily plow this woman, as would most of you, internet commentary notwithstanding.

  21. amir

    Is it me or are her ears abnormally large?

  22. she looks OLD and used up

  23. Pete

    Before all the plastic surgey to her face, she used to be kinda cute. Now she looks like all the other scary Hollyweirds.

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