1. Now, now Morgan… I never said she might be your granddaughter…

  2. standing at the urinal next to John Hamm

  3. cc

    They have surgery for cataracts don’t they?

  4. “Ooooh… Is that a seal-skin glove?!”

  5. “In a world where pockmarked faces have narrator voices, Morgan Freemas has spotted…Jon Hamm’s penis!”

  6. PJ Bandit

    This picture will serve as comment for other pictures.

  7. Shemp

    If you look at this pic from the “The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.15.13″ main page, the thought balloon above Morgan’s head would say “TITTIES!!!”

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/the-crap-we-missed-monday-4-15-13-04-2013

  8. Damn Morgan Freeman, you even say it all with your eyes better than any other actor.

  9. ” I, Morgan Freeman, had never seen a woman who wasn’t morbidly obese that had an ass as low as Lindsay Lohan. It’s soft and spongy, like a Twinkie. Like a Twinkie.”

  10. Morgan just saw Willis!

  11. His face reminds me of a chocolate chip cookie that was found under the bed.

  12. “Oooooooooohhh, Mizz Daisy!”

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