1. Cock Dr

    The most fabulous shoes are rendered unappealing if the wearer looks as if she’ll tumble over at any second, and knows it too.

  2. I read her stupid list of demands she wants from her next boyfriend. It was hilariously naive. The kind of shit only someone that young could come up with.

    Watch her abandon that list and hook up with the next guy that shows interest in her. Those albums don’t write themselves, you know.

  3. Sucks when crazy has great legs.

  4. She is so goddamn hot.

  5. I don’t get what the deal is with this scrawny chick. She’s got the curves of an 11 year old ethiopian boy.

  6. Handsome Matt

    One chromosome away from Down’s in my opinion

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