I bet her top doesn’t say “Addicted to Lettuce”
Addicted to Lasagne
Addicted to Lard
I vote for “Addicted to Lard” too.
Greatest comment EVAR – and on a first post.
Mom purse. Mom sweats. Mom belly. No kids.
You forgot mom thighs, or as i like to call them, haunches
jennifer love hugebitch
Thanks, Jennifer. Now you’ve finally broken me. I kept saying I’d still hit it, even though you weren’t as svelte as you used to be and, by all reports, kind of batshit crazy. But you had to go and do this and kill my boner for you forever. Thanks a lot.
I feel like pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt these days might as well just be pics of some lady outside a grocery store; if you knew her she’d be kind of hot if she fixed herself up, but as a celebrity she falls far below the mark.
Never before has a photo so clearly stated “I invested my teen acting money very well”
What does her shirt say? “Addicted to Love”? Which is weird on so many levels when you happen to have “Love” in your name…but I digress. She is more likely addicted to IHOP.
So which will it be… Dancing with the Stars or Celebrity Apprentice?
I think I can hear her ass clapping from here…
“Ooooooh yeah! I got my money’s worth from that all you can eat buffet!”
At this point when she walks through the doors of a restaurant and the maître d’ asks: “Party of Five?”, it isn’t a joke.
hopefully, neither was your comment.
She is sporting “granny bake sale” chic
She looks like Kate Gosselin season 1 from the neck down
“Addicted to Needy, Stalker-esque Love. Oh, and Food.”
tkb beat me to it. She is all mom.
Whatd she have? buritos with rice and beans?
Id say have con-edition on call and steer clear a 5 miles radius from her house.
She’s got the “I’ve had 4 kids, cut me some slack” ass, but without the 4 kids to explain it. Why is her ass so big?
Jennifer Love Pastry
Her expression changed drastically when she realized they weren’t serving Mexicans.
Apparently she heard that mexicans were always willing to do some “heavy lifting”.
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