superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Did you know they have a WHite House in Russia too. Here it’s called the Gremlin or something. It’s right over there.”

  2. ‘So I tell her it won’t look right if we both get out of the port o’john together, to wait a few minutes – then i tip the guy $100 to haul it the hell away with her still inside it! You should have heard the screaming!’

  3. “HAHAHAHAHA That’s so funny! HAHAHAHAHA! Shut the fuck up!”

  4. DeucePickle

    Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
    EHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!

  5. “I totally loved it when the director decided to kill Ashley Judd! ”
    “I know, right??!!”

  6. Gerard Butler has his mouth wide open like that in every pic. Same damn look.

  7. “Oh, God, did you see Iggy Pop just then? He looked just like one of those claymation California Raisins!”

    “What are those?”

    “Oh, right, you’re from Scotland! Come back to my trailer later. I have the Christmas special on DVD!”

    “AWESOOOME!”

  8. Ha Ha Ha, I just saw Brandi Glanville in the bathroom.

  9. Ken

    No, I’m not, Thomas Jane is over there. And you’ll have to open wider.

  10. “For the last fucking time, I am not the Kingslayer!”

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