1. ThisWillHurt

    Ma’am? You’re boob is falling off, you might wanna . . . Eh, whatever.

  2. I thought Putin stopped letting retarded Russian kids come here to be adopted?

  3. Weaselmouse

    Confused boobs are confused.

  4. The model for Dali’s “The Persistence of Memory”

  5. Dear Christ, just give it up you shit-head.

  6. In Soviet Russia, implant wears youuuuuuuu….

  7. Nadeea Volianova is Russian for Paz De La Huerta.

  8. She should have been the spokesperson for Jack n the Box’s ‘Hot Mess’ burger.

  9. Her boobs have gone all Marty Felman. (Damn you kids, google him, it’s worth it).

  10. She’s an outspoken critic of the disparity between the powerful elite, and the destitute…a concept she illustrates with her breasts.

  11. Nadia Wonktitsanova.

  12. tlmck

    That gold crown must be the prize for the worlds worst boob job.

  13. I see photos like these on those distributor calendars I see at middle eastern groceries.

  14. Amazing how well an ugly, mentally deficient woman can do if she’s willing to sign any contract condition put in front of her, including forfeiture of her soul in return for (attempted) beauty enhancement.

  15. Is it just me or does her face look like she just went on a Sunday drive with Chris Brown…

  16. cc

    The ‘smeared’ look is in this year.

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