1. Sup, Sally Struthers?

  2. Now many nipples do those things have now?

  3. Dude, your Mom is giving me that weird look again. I don’t think I can get a ride with you to soccer practice today.

  4. Don’t give me that look. I said I still would.

  5. From the look on her face, I’m assuming hepatitis tastes bitter

  6. “I can remember, doing the Time Warp…”

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The saying generally goes, Nature gives you the face you have at 20. Life shapes the face you have at 30. But at 50 you get the face you deserve.

    For Pam it’s gone, Surgery helped give you the face you had at 20. AIrbrushing & photoshopping helped shaped the face you had at 30. But at 45 the drugs, drink & hepatitis all made sure the face you deserved arrived early.

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    I’ll just say this. Look at her first Playboy shoot. She had one of THE most epic asses of all time.

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