superficial

  1. LM

    flappy thighs…

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Martin Lawrence… “I think I see a Nike hanging out of her pussy.”

  3. “See for yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. If we had applied the Logan’s Run principle to our bevy of models, as I’ve been urging for the last 20 years, THIS could have been avoided.” –Victoria’s Secret marketing meeting, March 6, 2012

  4. “Satin Perfect?” I can see one thing that isn’t.

  5. cc

    Aiiiiiieeeeeeee, she’s morphing into Celine Dion.

  6. Your Momma's Valtrex

    Moose knuckle alert.

  7. Snack pack

    There are some amazing looking Italian women out there. Why subject us to this one? Bugs me almost as much as Hollywood shoving Sandra Oh in our face as an example of a “beautiful Asian woman.” bleah

  8. dangermike

    I don’t get what all this hubbub is about. She has a frickin’ locomotive for a face.

  9. Captain Obvious

    Dude she’s like 5 months pregnant, give her a break!

    • hijkmno

      so she’s carrying the baby in her upper-thighs?

      she gets paid millions of dollars to model bikinis…she can hike a few miles a day.

  10. George P Burdell

    Watch me pull a rabbit out of my snatch. Nothing up my sleeve…

  11. imp

    get it while there’s still some meat on them bones!

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