Glad to see Hoff finally beat Penn out for an audition…

What do you mean it looks like I Haiti my life?

Bacon, wrapped in cotton, wrapped in leather.

brb, sudden urge for beef jerky.

looks like a more comatose version of grandpa joe from the original charlie and the chocolate factory

Getting ready for his Jerry Reed biopic.

Just back for a “The Walking Dead” cameo, huh?

Is that a strand of hair or did somebody shoot him in the head with a bb gun?

Free vodka on the plane, Sean?

Respect. If we’d seen the kind of documentaries he’s seen…

If you screwed Madonna, you’d look like this too

I sense he’s about to spin an elegant turn of phrase.

He got sick of making the women he dates look like shit, so he took the bullet for himself this time.

“Hey Sean, why so sad and Hitler?

How can Scarlett Johansen every get past this? No wonder she had to resort to dating nobody civilians.

A young Ron Paul emerges from his time machine after a night of weed and lecturing black hookers on their “3/5 of a man” status.

I thought we lost Peter Falk last year. Thanks for nothing Oscar’s In Memoriam.

Never go full anarchist.

He’s morphing into Mel Gibson

I think, without that ridiculous and pathetic mustache, he might look halfway decent. In this picture. For him. And I hate him.

He’s an utter cunt

This is just about what you’d expect Spicoli to look like at this age.

Is he being arrested?

70′s porn star look..not workin’.