superficial

  1. cutthecrap

    why the fuck am I looking at this good for nothing fat piece of shit?

  2. Fish, that’s actually Amber.

  3. Hugh Jass

    I think his body is bending light around himself to create an optical illusion with the person behind him.

    • bernard

      wow! you are so right
      According to general relativity, mass “warps” space–time to create gravitational fields and therefore bend light as a result.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t recall the Marshmallow Man walking down the streets of NY with a baby seat.

  5. How this thing impregnated anything outside the order Cetacea is beyond me.

  6. Frank Burns

    Nothing makes Gary happier than having someone around to blame farty smells on, so its more re-fried beans for baby Leah!

  7. bonerspunk

    Its the neck strap beard that brings in the hoes, yo!

  8. MarkM

    So wait…Chaz got her fake weiner and already made a gay baby with it?

  9. dooood

    i like the one about the stay puffed marshmallow man

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Now all the kids are going to want a balloon with a face on it.

  11. EricLr

    That’s not him. The lack of bruises on his face give it away.

  12. cc

    The baby seat is empty, Leah is wedged between two fat rolls.

  13. it had to be said

    Wait, that’s not actually a removable bucket. That thing is supposed to stay in the car. Look, mom, no handles.

  14. Baby. The other white meat.

  15. Bobu

    Fat Joe?

  16. neo_v

    Jason Giambi looks like shit these days..

  17. Johnny P!

    First car seat I’ve ever sen with a rotisserie attachment and gravy pan…

  18. Adam

    Dinner is served.

  19. Ganja Din

    Indiana simply wasn’t big enough for him anymore.

  20. El Jefe

    Jesus Christ, did this fat fuck eat Jonah Hill for dinner?

  21. Michelle

    why is this piece of shit still showing up on sites?

  22. Ganja Din

    Note to self: must research the miraculous appearance slimming properties of a douche-beard…

  23. r

    his face is trying to swallow his eyes.

  24. I’m not sure what he’s trying to do with that child and car seat, but he’s doing it wrong.

  25. Buddy the Elf

    Are we supposed to know who this fat fucktard is??

    Sadly, when i dont know one of the celebs today it usually means the person is from some stupid ‘reality’ show.

  26. Raoul

    “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.”

  27. That’s the strangest looking lunchbox I’ve ever seen.

  28. Clown Shoes

    To himself under his breath: “Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it…”

  29. I don't watch TV

    Keven Federline shouldn’t be lifting with his back.

  30. “It’s hard being a good Dad. I gotta keep saying to myself, I can’t eat her, I can’t eat her.”

  31. Baby on the Half-Shell

  32. Ganja Din

    Daily Bugle: Kingpin Returns, Vows To Crush Spiderman With Baby

  33. Jack

    Don’t fat people realize that they have no jawline, no matter how hard they try to fake it?

  34. KC

    I’m not sure what’s weirder: the floating baby or the fact that he has no left arm and two right arms.

  35. tlmck

    Proof that a black Yankees cap tipped at an angle does not make you look cool.

  36. “I was actually going to get a pizza, but this was cheaper and I don’t have to share it with anyone.”

  37. shewoman

    You guys are making fun of him but if you look in his shorts I bet most of you guys don’t have a cock that thick

  38. Steelerchick

    Just goes to prove….. even big fat ugly guys get laid.

  39. Blech

    Sadly, even beasts eat their young.

  40. DiddyK

    Mmm…Baybeh.. the other other white meat..

  41. Sliver

    This is gonna end in tears.

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