why the fuck am I looking at this good for nothing fat piece of shit?
Fish, that’s actually Amber.
Yeah, this made me crack up, too!
I think his body is bending light around himself to create an optical illusion with the person behind him.
wow! you are so right
According to general relativity, mass “warps” space–time to create gravitational fields and therefore bend light as a result.
I don’t recall the Marshmallow Man walking down the streets of NY with a baby seat.
How this thing impregnated anything outside the order Cetacea is beyond me.
i know huh
i guess fat people do get love after all
There’s someone out there for everyone. Even the fat ones.
Nothing makes Gary happier than having someone around to blame farty smells on, so its more re-fried beans for baby Leah!
Its the neck strap beard that brings in the hoes, yo!
Plus the daring inside-out t-shirt fashion statement!
So wait…Chaz got her fake weiner and already made a gay baby with it?
i like the one about the stay puffed marshmallow man
Now all the kids are going to want a balloon with a face on it.
That’s not him. The lack of bruises on his face give it away.
The baby seat is empty, Leah is wedged between two fat rolls.
Wait, that’s not actually a removable bucket. That thing is supposed to stay in the car. Look, mom, no handles.
Baby. The other white meat.
Jason Giambi looks like shit these days..
First car seat I’ve ever sen with a rotisserie attachment and gravy pan…
Dinner is served.
Indiana simply wasn’t big enough for him anymore.
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