Gary Shirley with his daughter Leah in New York City. (March 3, 2012)
why the fuck am I looking at this good for nothing fat piece of shit?
Fish, that’s actually Amber.
Yeah, this made me crack up, too!
I think his body is bending light around himself to create an optical illusion with the person behind him.
wow! you are so right
According to general relativity, mass “warps” space–time to create gravitational fields and therefore bend light as a result.
I don’t recall the Marshmallow Man walking down the streets of NY with a baby seat.
How this thing impregnated anything outside the order Cetacea is beyond me.
i know huh
i guess fat people do get love after all
There’s someone out there for everyone. Even the fat ones.
Nothing makes Gary happier than having someone around to blame farty smells on, so its more re-fried beans for baby Leah!
Its the neck strap beard that brings in the hoes, yo!
Plus the daring inside-out t-shirt fashion statement!
So wait…Chaz got her fake weiner and already made a gay baby with it?
i like the one about the stay puffed marshmallow man
Now all the kids are going to want a balloon with a face on it.
That’s not him. The lack of bruises on his face give it away.
The baby seat is empty, Leah is wedged between two fat rolls.
Wait, that’s not actually a removable bucket. That thing is supposed to stay in the car. Look, mom, no handles.
Baby. The other white meat.
Jason Giambi looks like shit these days..
First car seat I’ve ever sen with a rotisserie attachment and gravy pan…
Dinner is served.
Indiana simply wasn’t big enough for him anymore.
Jesus Christ, did this fat fuck eat Jonah Hill for dinner?
why is this piece of shit still showing up on sites?
Note to self: must research the miraculous appearance slimming properties of a douche-beard…
his face is trying to swallow his eyes.
I’m not sure what he’s trying to do with that child and car seat, but he’s doing it wrong.
Are we supposed to know who this fat fucktard is??
Sadly, when i dont know one of the celebs today it usually means the person is from some stupid ‘reality’ show.
“I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.”
That’s the strangest looking lunchbox I’ve ever seen.
To himself under his breath: “Don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it, don’t eat it…”
Keven Federline shouldn’t be lifting with his back.
“It’s hard being a good Dad. I gotta keep saying to myself, I can’t eat her, I can’t eat her.”
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Don’t fat people realize that they have no jawline, no matter how hard they try to fake it?
I’m not sure what’s weirder: the floating baby or the fact that he has no left arm and two right arms.
Proof that a black Yankees cap tipped at an angle does not make you look cool.
“I was actually going to get a pizza, but this was cheaper and I don’t have to share it with anyone.”
You guys are making fun of him but if you look in his shorts I bet most of you guys don’t have a cock that thick
Just goes to prove….. even big fat ugly guys get laid.
Sadly, even beasts eat their young.
Mmm…Baybeh.. the other other white meat..
This is gonna end in tears.
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