1. What are those weird shadows around her nipples?

  2. She gets all wet when she passes by a Botox billboard…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I want you to walk to West Hollywood and get a bottle of breastmilk from an Australian… I only drinks the finest breastmilks.

  4. Cock Dr

    That’s different. Geez Nicole, you’ve got some sweaty boobs.

  5. Schweddy Boobs. Coming soon on SNL. (Or Ben & Jerry’s.)

  6. Frank Burns

    With roles drying up, Nicole now makes end meet by competing in wet sweatsuit top contests. As Zac Efron would say, “That’s condom-dropping cougar goodness!”

  7. dooood

    i was expecting to see the sequel to mrs. witherspoon’s clash of the labia

  8. EricLr

    She’s just glad no one has figured out she’s a Terminator yet.

  9. cc

    I wonder if her ass is as appealing as it was in Dead Calm.

  10. Dude I Don't Know

    Her waist looks thin, she must have a banging body

  11. El Jefe

    Hmm, I guess Zac Effron dropping that condom on the red carpet did get her all hot and bothered after all.

  12. Mike701

    Lactate much?

  13. squishy

    Are her nipples leaking??

  14. Clown Shoes

    That’s at least 3 layers of clothing for those keeping score at home.

  15. I guess she got low under Lil’ John.

  16. Fembot Engineer

    We invested a lot of time perfecting the hydraulic nipple erection system during the early days of engineering. The prototype system used in this model is nearly identical to that used in the contemporary custom builds for the Church of Scientology.

  17. Coyote

    Sun going down, Better turn on my headlights!

  18. Sin

    Did she pour water on her tits to make her nipples stand out just because there was a camera near by? I sure looks that way.
    Lets get her some more water, quickly.

  19. Mr. Right – “Yes, Sir!”
    Mr. Left – “Um, whatever…”

  20. vlad

    Leaky nipples & camel toe…I need a towel

  21. KC

    We laugh now, but that’s all going to stop when we learn that Danny Devito is also going to be on Lactating With the Stars.

  22. tlmck

    The Ice Queen Cometh!

  23. George P Burdell

    She’s melting.

  24. Hank E. Ring

    She looks as shocked as I am that paparazzi still follow her…

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