Nicole Kidman in West Hollywood. (March 4, 2012)
What are those weird shadows around her nipples?
She gets all wet when she passes by a Botox billboard…
I want you to walk to West Hollywood and get a bottle of breastmilk from an Australian… I only drinks the finest breastmilks.
I’m shutting the studio down!
That’s different. Geez Nicole, you’ve got some sweaty boobs.
I think it’s lactation =^/ w/e it is it’s fuckin nasty
Schweddy Boobs. Coming soon on SNL. (Or Ben & Jerry’s.)
With roles drying up, Nicole now makes end meet by competing in wet sweatsuit top contests. As Zac Efron would say, “That’s condom-dropping cougar goodness!”
i was expecting to see the sequel to mrs. witherspoon’s clash of the labia
She’s just glad no one has figured out she’s a Terminator yet.
I wonder if her ass is as appealing as it was in Dead Calm.
Her waist looks thin, she must have a banging body
Hmm, I guess Zac Effron dropping that condom on the red carpet did get her all hot and bothered after all.
Are her nipples leaking??
That’s at least 3 layers of clothing for those keeping score at home.
I guess she got low under Lil’ John.
What. The. Fuck?
We invested a lot of time perfecting the hydraulic nipple erection system during the early days of engineering. The prototype system used in this model is nearly identical to that used in the contemporary custom builds for the Church of Scientology.
Sun going down, Better turn on my headlights!
Did she pour water on her tits to make her nipples stand out just because there was a camera near by? I sure looks that way.
Lets get her some more water, quickly.
Mr. Right – “Yes, Sir!”
Mr. Left – “Um, whatever…”
Leaky nipples & camel toe…I need a towel
We laugh now, but that’s all going to stop when we learn that Danny Devito is also going to be on Lactating With the Stars.
The Ice Queen Cometh!
That’s funny…me too!
She looks as shocked as I am that paparazzi still follow her…
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