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Nein
He has alcoholism as an excuse, but what about his handlers and the theater’s management?
It’s amazing what he’ll do for a paycheck… and by paycheck I mean a whopper
When do we get to kill this guy? I don’t mean Hitler BTW.
Springtime for Hasselhoff! Achtung!
Yeah, I’m assuming this has something to do with his having been in the Las Vegas production of The Producers.
Context is your friend.
I think I’d be a drunk too if I had……ah fuck it, I am a drunk
oh cmon, he looks nothing like der fuehrer!
Come on, really?…You really think Hugo Boss would have sent Hitler out looking like this?
When will the Brits learn that a policy of appeasement never works. They should have stopped the Hoff when he was touring in the Sudetenland.
Somewhere Hitler is sooooo embarrassed.
Wasn’t there a news story recently about Hitler having a secret love child? That would explain the Hasselhoff Hegemony (coming soon to Poli Sci classes near you).
Still too soon.
Didn’t I kill this thing in Wolfenstein?
Legendary.
Next on the tour as set in Wales performed in blackface, followed by a quick jaunt in Manchester as “Ping-Pong Chong”, the coolie-hat wearing rickshaw pusher.
What year/century is this again?
LMFAO!
“Dad, if you show up tomorrow and they find out you’ve been drinking, you won’t get this gig.”
“Shut up and get me a cheeseburger. I was drunk when I agreed to do this!”
You couldn’t say this about many people but this look is actually an improvement for the Hoff.
Hitler was a vampire?
So Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter and Hitler was a vampire. I am so confused.
This is wrong. . . so wrong.
Isn’t he super popular in Germany? Yeah, thought so.
Oh nein, he didn’t!
You know, they love him in Germany.
geez, even Hitler didnt deserve this
What? It did wonders for Prince Harry’s career.
Emo Hitlerhoff: Where is your god now?
Hasselhoff admits he prefers his burgers cooked in ovens, not grilled.
Tasteless.
Maybe it’s just me, but he looks just a little too comfortable in that outfit.
Bombshell McGee just soaked her panties.
Baywatch 1937
Would Kirk Cameron approve?
He is so fucking stupid!
So, the Hoff has unleashed his Final Solution…and it’s faaaaaabulous!
He’s just creepy!
He asked his agents how best to end his career, and this was their final solution.