Damn, it. I hate it when Skarsgaard passes by…
I’m not sure I am a fan of this new decorative bukkake porn.
“No matter how adorable she looks, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.”
Well it’s not me, and goddammit, I’d take her in a heartbeat!
“Is that…hair gel?”
She is way too lovely to be around him and in that shitty movie.
You’re supposed to aim at the girl’s head when you cum, Spidey.
So Gwen is going to save Peter from a Portuguese man-o’-war?
Amazing Spider-Man? Uh, no… this guy is barely So-So Spider-Man.
Dr Octopus is so 2004, we need an edgy new villain today’s internet savvy youths can identify with. Meet…Dr Bukkake!
Today’s “good guy” photo op did not go as planned …
… Dangling Andrew head first into the Indian Ocean never had a chance of him spotting MH370.
“Okay, I get it, IT’S ANNOYING. JESUS. I’ll stop.”
“See, this is why I refuse to work with Terry Richardson.”
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