superficial

  1. He looks like Jesus!

  2. “What would you say if I told you Jesus Christ appeared to one of his believers in 19th Century America….”

  3. Ned Flanders finally decided to grow out a full beard, huh?

  4. His teeth and hair and beard are all *way* too perfect. He looks like a Ken doll.

  5. Why hello, Chippy McDouchebeard!

  6. If it weren’t for those horse teeth, he would look a bit like Hugh Jackoff…Jack-MAN…Hugh Jackman! Whew! Sometimes I get so confused…

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