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  1. JimBB

    That’s almost as creepy as the real thing.

  2. Spleen

    Where’s the burger?

  3. Bob’s Big Boy is trying a whole new approach.

  4. The hair is better than the Hoff’s.

  5. Inner Retard

    And they said the much sought after gay perverted fakir niche market wasn’t served with quality products.

  6. Too late, Travolta snatched it up in a private bid.

  7. Little Tongue

    Interesting. Does it vibrate?

  8. Some Saudi Prince or Russian mobster’s son is going to have one WEIRD coffee table to short coke off of.

  9. beaver eater

    I almost lost my shit seeing this! Brilliant!

  10. This is like a bad accident, I don’t want to look but I can’t help staring.

  11. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Fuck Travolta! Who is the richest German?

    That’s who is going to make the winning bid

  12. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The Man From Atlantis is rolling in his grave.

  13. Ahh, the two-orofice David-doll.

  14. “…will be going up for auction at Julien’s Auctions next month.”
    Do you suppose they’ll have change for a ten?

  15. “It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s Hamburger Man !”

  16. Cock Dr

    That statue will be bought and then things will be done to it. We’ve just gotta accept that and let it go.

  17. Thanks for the nightmares.

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