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  1. Bruce held the phone up where Dr. Lazar could see it.

    “If we live in a world where this is possible, Doctor”, he said with a trembling voice, “Then I CAN BE Martina Navratilova!”

  2. I would like to toss my name in the hat to go a few rounds inside the wookie wallet.
    Wish me luck, mates.

  3. She had to stay in that position for 5 hours until the photographer found just the right angle to make her look less Buick-like.

    Also, I feel sorry for her twat because I’ll bet it’s suffocating.

  4. Swearin

    If there was ever a time for an iceberg to defy the laws of nature…

  5. Keeping the face covered, that is a good start.

  6. “Look, remember the Kim photoshop fiasco? We’re going on the water, which is always wavy.”

  7. You’re not fooling me. That’s Jennifer Nicole Lee.

  8. ksmack

    No fooling–the water was completely flat and glossy. The “wake” is really part of the photoshop editing.

  9. Fancy Face

    She’s clearly not a Kardashian. One, she’s not bursting into flames while being in direct sunlight, two, her ass isn’t the size of the sun. Er go, vis a vie, we are all in the Matrix.

  10. Dox

    Please god… Let the genetically altered sharks break out of the research facility at that moment. Please?

  11. I clearly have to freshen up my photoshop skills..

    On a serious note do us all a favor and go with the paper bag next time.
    xoxo

  12. Khloe is very excited to visit the small island where she was born, and to finally meet the mysterious Dr. Moreau who sends her a birthday card each year.

  13. goin’ out on a limb here: NOT Kloe Kardashian. And if it is, has she fixed the hyperdrive on that boat? No? Then she’s goin’ into carbon storage.

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Let me guess: her flatulence is powering the boat.

  15. Lamar, oh, sorry yo, we done both set the bar low.
    -Eminem

  16. I have felt for some time that Khloe is fuckable, but that doesn’t change the fact that there seems to be something fishy in her panties…I MEAN in Denmark! Yeah, that’s it…Denmark.

  17. AlexS

    Size reference: That’s a cruise ship.

  18. Very clever Khloe, very clever. Captain Ahab would never think of looking for you on the boat.

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