I don’t think you’re supposed to leave the douche in your pants.
This must be his new show, inspired by a certain character in Mad Med…
He’s no Jon Hamm…
Jon Hamm’s penis is laughing hysterically at this photo.
That old pedophile who parks his van down by the daycare wants his look back.
Is it just me, or is he wearing purple velour jeggings? The pockets and fly look fake.
I don’t think they are purple, but I am pretty sure they’re velour. I also don’t think he’s taken them off for the last three months.
Your move, Jon Hamm in previous photo.
If he delivers the coffee fast enough, he’ll get a really good tip.
When you’re insane, does your brain really go to you “Hey man, I could use a cup of coffee”
Does he have only one pair of pants? Invest in another pair and wash this one already!
Bullshit. We’ve seen him in pants waaaayyy tighter than this without the slightest bulge.
You’ll get a little bulge even if you lop your wang off completely just from the balls. He has enough to make a small creepy velour shadow.
Maybe he should change his last name to Baconbits.
Am I really supposed to believe that now he is a trapeze artist just because he has the pants?
Not at the Oscars.
What a fucking idiot
Relax everyone, he’s now just working the valet parking kiosk at Ringling Bros.
That tight-ass motherfucker…he goes into the convenience store for a coffee, and shoves a tube of Toll House Cookie Dough down the front of his pants for later. What a shithead!
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