1. I don’t think you’re supposed to leave the douche in your pants.

  2. This must be his new show, inspired by a certain character in Mad Med…

  3. CT

    He’s no Jon Hamm…

  4. Jon Hamm’s penis is laughing hysterically at this photo.

  5. Beer for thought

    That old pedophile who parks his van down by the daycare wants his look back.

  6. Is it just me, or is he wearing purple velour jeggings? The pockets and fly look fake.

  7. Your move, Jon Hamm in previous photo.

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    If he delivers the coffee fast enough, he’ll get a really good tip.

  9. When you’re insane, does your brain really go to you “Hey man, I could use a cup of coffee”

  10. Inner Retard

    Does he have only one pair of pants? Invest in another pair and wash this one already!

  11. yourmom

    Bullshit. We’ve seen him in pants waaaayyy tighter than this without the slightest bulge.

  12. The Pope

    Maybe he should change his last name to Baconbits.

  13. fred

    Am I really supposed to believe that now he is a trapeze artist just because he has the pants?

  14. George P. Burdell

    Not at the Oscars.

  15. Gin&Tonic

    What a fucking idiot

  16. El Masiso

    Relax everyone, he’s now just working the valet parking kiosk at Ringling Bros.

  17. That tight-ass motherfucker…he goes into the convenience store for a coffee, and shoves a tube of Toll House Cookie Dough down the front of his pants for later. What a shithead!

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