I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Wow. I, uh… I wasn’t expecting that.
“Pink Tokyo: The Movie” to be co-directed by Woody Alan and Roman Polanski.
Nice sweater, Woody.
Not pictured, Woody Allen
That asshole better be on some list.
So… anyone else get the feeling they’re on a government watch list now?
Modern science…I love you.
What, they don’t have price tags in Japan?
That’s what he’s trying to fetch out of its *ahem* vagina.
I’ll hazard a guess and say that that’s probably one of the least perverted things at the show.
I see the Woody Allen jokes have been covered, but seriously, Asian and underage, you know this fucker ordered at least the whole first years run of these.
Dafuq Japan? seriously!
I guess finger puppets have a different meaning in Japan.
But seriously, do they make one big enough that I can do the shocker on?
By the way, that’s a hentai love doll, size “Asian Large”.
On this episode of “Inappropriate Child Welfare Worker”: “Now show me on this rather sexy anime doll where your step brother touched you. Was it…LIKE THIS!”
So the Panettiere/Klitschko sex tape has finally been released!
Wow, Raggedy Ann has really hit the skids.
I dunno… something about this just seems inappropriate…
“Now show me on the doll where the man touched you.”
Danny Choo would be proud.
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An atmosphere shot from day three at Pink Tokyo, Japan's largest ever trade show for the sex industry, in Ariake, Tokyo. (March 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN