1. No matter how hard that baby tries she still won’t get her dad to stop calling people “faggot.”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up, daddy, you’d still have a show.”

  3. “Fuckin’ kid punched me in the mouth!” *drop kick*

  4. crb

    “No dad, you get that potty-mouth away from me. AND -CLOSERS-, DON’T TALK THEMSELVES OUT OF A GOD-DAMN, JOB!”

  5. Hugh G. Rection

    If somebody did that to Alec before, he could have avoided a lot of trouble.

  6. “You’ll never show people your butt-hole one Instagram, would y–”
    “Shh. It’s gonna happen. Don’t fight it.”

  7. “Sorry, your breath smells like my dirty diaper.”

  8. chango

    another rude, thoughtless little pig in the making . .

  9. Even his new kid does not like him.

  10. “You have dick breath dad!”

  11. “Your breath smells like the hole I came out of.”

  12. fred

    How did I get here? This is not my beautiful wife. Letting the days go by, water flowing under ground. . .

  13. “No, dada, no kiss me with that mouth.”

  14. And Sparky the dog says, “You this red scarf embarrasses me? Get real.”

  15. donkeylicks

    Regardless of a genetic truth, male bears are occasionally known to eat their young. This is done out of a simple fear that they may be the progeny of another male’s.

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