No matter how hard that baby tries she still won’t get her dad to stop calling people “faggot.”
“Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up, daddy, you’d still have a show.”
“Fuckin’ kid punched me in the mouth!” *drop kick*
“No dad, you get that potty-mouth away from me. AND -CLOSERS-, DON’T TALK THEMSELVES OUT OF A GOD-DAMN, JOB!”
If somebody did that to Alec before, he could have avoided a lot of trouble.
“You’ll never show people your butt-hole one Instagram, would y–”
“Shh. It’s gonna happen. Don’t fight it.”
“Sorry, your breath smells like my dirty diaper.”
another rude, thoughtless little pig in the making . .
Even his new kid does not like him.
“You have dick breath dad!”
“Your breath smells like the hole I came out of.”
How did I get here? This is not my beautiful wife. Letting the days go by, water flowing under ground. . .
A The Talking Heads reference? Fucking sweet.
“No, dada, no kiss me with that mouth.”
And Sparky the dog says, “You this red scarf embarrasses me? Get real.”
Regardless of a genetic truth, male bears are occasionally known to eat their young. This is done out of a simple fear that they may be the progeny of another male’s.
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Alec and Hilaria Baldwin with their daughter Carmen in New York City. (March 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN