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  1. ThisWillHurt

    What if I told you you could pretend to have doggy style on the red carpet?

  2. “…because I wasn’t INVITED TO THE OSCARS, that’s why!”

  3. I know Kung-Fu!

  4. maria

    “I KNOW KUNG FU”

  5. Inner Retard

    Don’t know what drugs they gave him to get this level of emotion but looking at him I prefer the calm Keanu.

  6. Keanu Method Acting

    “It’s good. To see. You too.”

  7. The Pope

    Just out of frame: Kim Kardashian standing in front of him.

  8. DID YOU SEE KHLOE’S ASS?

  9. thecrazybetty

    I thought it was sasquatch for a second…

  10. Vlad

    Oh come on! Not ANOTHER Matrix trilogy!

  11. Whaddya know, he does have another facial expression besides “Confused Keanu.”

  12. “I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!”

  13. “Well, at least I used to know Kung Fu…”

  14. Danger

    Where……is……my….Sandwich!!!!!!

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