What if I told you you could pretend to have doggy style on the red carpet?
“…because I wasn’t INVITED TO THE OSCARS, that’s why!”
I know Kung-Fu!
“I KNOW KUNG FU”
Don’t know what drugs they gave him to get this level of emotion but looking at him I prefer the calm Keanu.
“It’s good. To see. You too.”
Just out of frame: Kim Kardashian standing in front of him.
DID YOU SEE KHLOE’S ASS?
I thought it was sasquatch for a second…
Oh come on! Not ANOTHER Matrix trilogy!
Whaddya know, he does have another facial expression besides “Confused Keanu.”
“I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!”
“Well, at least I used to know Kung Fu…”
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Keanu Reeves at The 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica. (March 1, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN