1. Damn furry cockroaches! *stomp *stomp *stomp*.

  2. typical hollywood douche. stomping puppies has no sport when you tie them down first.

  3. Droog

    How Simon Cowell protects his children from the Pedorazzi.

  4. Next up…Cat Juggling.

  5. Kicking puppies is more fun than people realize.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    I like to stomp on little dogs too.

  7. Frank Burns

    Simon soon came to regret letting Paula Deen train his dogs.

  8. The Pope

    Simon’s dogs found out the hard way; you never touch Seal’s camera.

  9. Giant black dude threatened by a pair of 10 pound dogs, sure. Looks like another asshole angling for an easy payday.

  10. Little Tongue

    “Cujo! Cerberus! Leave the poor man alone and come to Papa!”

  11. fred

    Simon is such a prick, even his gay little dogs are racist.

  12. tlmck

    Anti-paparazzi puppies!

  13. Schadenfreude

    Look Mr. Cowell, this is how I was going to audition for X Factor!

  14. “Oh c’mon, dude, don’t be such an uncoordinated klutz. Stomp that little motherfucker!”

  15. Puppy, puppy on the sand.
    Let’s see if he will lick my hand.
    I lure him close with doggy treats,
    then stomp the fucker with both my feets!

  16. Facts_

    It soon became apparent to Nike that
    Michael Vick had never really changed his ways…

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