Damn furry cockroaches! *stomp *stomp *stomp*.
typical hollywood douche. stomping puppies has no sport when you tie them down first.
How Simon Cowell protects his children from the Pedorazzi.
Next up…Cat Juggling.
Kicking puppies is more fun than people realize.
I like to stomp on little dogs too.
Simon soon came to regret letting Paula Deen train his dogs.
Simon’s dogs found out the hard way; you never touch Seal’s camera.
Giant black dude threatened by a pair of 10 pound dogs, sure. Looks like another asshole angling for an easy payday.
“Cujo! Cerberus! Leave the poor man alone and come to Papa!”
Simon is such a prick, even his gay little dogs are racist.
Look Mr. Cowell, this is how I was going to audition for X Factor!
“Oh c’mon, dude, don’t be such an uncoordinated klutz. Stomp that little motherfucker!”
Puppy, puppy on the sand.
Let’s see if he will lick my hand.
I lure him close with doggy treats,
then stomp the fucker with both my feets!
It soon became apparent to Nike that
Michael Vick had never really changed his ways…
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Simon Cowell in Miami. (March 1, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN