superficial

  1. This is how old you have to be to ride.

  2. Wilmer, how many times have you been accused of statutory rape????

  3. “Wilmer! How many Disney starlets have you deflowered?”

  4. “I’ll take, ‘How many fingers in a high-five, Alex. For $100′”.

  5. Why would he attend with his dentist?

  6. Deacon Jones

    That guy on the left looks like the Jewish caricature posters they used to have in Germany, lol

  7. that’s how he pulls the shocker in a threesome. i have too much time on my hands.

  8. “4 years old, no older than 4 years old, got it?”

  9. Wow, I’m impressed. Wilmer convinced Lovato to go out in public sans makeup and hair.

  10. George P. Burdell

    So his date is four days out of a relationship.

  11. how many fingers to get him to smile like that?

  12. Schadenfreude

    Fine, you won’t tell us how many venereal diseases you got from Lindsay Lohan. Can you give us a hint?

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