I’m pretty sure your ankle isn’t suppose to be the same diameter as your thigh.
Legs like Doric Columns.
Rode hard, put up wet, times infinity
Always trying so hard to be ‘hot.’
Once you start referring to yourself as ‘hot’ in every interview you no longer are honey …
Huh. No handles on her ankles. Whudda thunk it?
Nice backdrop, but they won’t get me back there without a sign that says “pool sterilization complete.”
“Does this side make me look like a fame whore?”
“If I stand just so, does it hide how much like Kim Kardashian’s, my ass really looks?”
Even the sunglasses look like they have a third chromosome.
you read my mind
“Alright everyone, focusing on my ass now, ignoring the fact that the shape of my head is not unlike that of a Mr. Homer J. Simpson”.
They missed out on adding one more logo on that billboard she calls a forehead.
“Wet Republic”…I feel like I should make a joke about her vagina and men old enough to remember the Roman Republic. Or maybe something about being a prostitute.
I just can’t muster up the interest to make fun of her any more, she’s just over.
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