superficial

  1. Anthony

    When I shut my eyes I’m invisible to everyone around me.

  2. Colin

    Who invited Janet Jackson?

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Fergie, without “her” female impersonator” kit on!

  4. MondayNightSteve

    Nice to see those reports were false. Here’s Jack LaLanne looking alive and well.

  5. That’s one of the best tuck jobs I’ve ever seen.

  6. “The whistles go ‘whoooooooooo!!!’”

  7. Do these pants make my penis look big?

  8. tito

    at least now the power rangers have a monster to fight.

  9. Will

    “Why, Worthington Sheldon Bottomsquat, you old so-and-so! How long has it been?…Well, thank YOU for noticing! Dr. Menkman was superlative – you can’t even tell there ever was a penis, can you?…Be well, and give my best to Astrid.”

  10. Jason

    Hey!!! Stop looking at my dick!

  11. Which of the Baldwin brothers is this? I always get them confused.

  12. Oh Snap

    Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut

  13. Confused

    I thought this was Kelly Ripa at first glance..

  14. The guy in the background has the consummate “I’m taking an ass photo with my cell phone” look.

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