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  1. Josephus

    Fun fact: his jeans are actually tight on Kim.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 4:38 pm /  Reply /00
  2. Jon Hex

    Boyfriend? That guy’s black?

    Mar 28, 2011 at 4:39 pm /  Reply /00
  3. Cock Dr

    Make a sex tape with him & immediately release it.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /00
  4. The Critical Crassness

    Kris H.,”Here let me show you where to put your finger to make me cum really hard!”
    Kim, smiling for camera, “Right now? Wait! That isn’t the way Ray J asked me to do it in my last sex tape! ”
    Kris H.” Just Do It ! (whispered aside) That should satisfy my Nike contract !)

    Mar 28, 2011 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Bucky Barnes

    I’m not surprised it requires a 9-foot white guy to provide the size penis to which she has become accustomed.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 5:26 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Bucky Barnes

    I know from this angle it looks like a mismatch but if Kim lies face down her ass is as tall as he is.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /00
  7. Little Richard

    This way, she doesn’t have to get on her knees to be peed on.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 5:29 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Turd Ferguson

    Of course she found ‘love’ in a pro athlete with many zeros in his bank account.
    She will die alone, with a huge ass, cats everywhere in her place and boxes of makeup strewn about.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 5:31 pm /  Reply /00
    • Josephus

      I think you’re confused. You said “a pro athlete with many zeroes in his bank account.” However, she’s dating Kris Humphries.

      Mar 28, 2011 at 11:35 pm /  Reply /00
  9. DGS

    He should punt.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 6:41 pm /  Reply /00
  10. Brent

    It’s mini-Kim!

    Mar 28, 2011 at 8:03 pm /  Reply /00
  11. H

    Dating Kim Kardashian is a new training technique for basketball players who need practice palming the ball.

    Mar 28, 2011 at 9:21 pm /  Reply /00
  12. Will

    Go Go Gadget Ass Blaster!

    Mar 28, 2011 at 10:56 pm /  Reply /00
  13. Eli

    She looks like a Bratz doll.

    Mar 29, 2011 at 12:10 am /  Reply /00
  14. Confused

    Okay so… Not only does she have more junk in the trunk than a hatch-back BUT she also is a stand-up blowjob? Wow, just wow! Seems she gives Snooki a run for her money in the world renowned Midget of the Year contest!

    Mar 29, 2011 at 7:27 am /  Reply /00
  15. Oz Matters

    I just like the fact that she is wearing his condoms as boots.

    Mar 29, 2011 at 7:49 am /  Reply /00
  16. Jes

    HOW THE HELL TALL IS HE???? He looks like Andre the Giant next to her! How does that even work??

    Mar 29, 2011 at 2:50 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Just fucking say it already

    This bitch will do anything to make her ass look small.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 12:54 am /  Reply /00
  18. McFeely Smackup

    She HAS to date guys that tall, normal humans can’t step over her ass in the event of a fire…she’s VERY devoted to safety.

    Mar 30, 2011 at 3:21 pm /  Reply /00

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