Fun fact: his jeans are actually tight on Kim.
Boyfriend? That guy’s black?
LOL…yeah she just thinks so since he spells his name Kris instead of Chris
Google him, he’s definitely a light-skinned black or at least mulatto!
Or dark-skinned White…
Make a sex tape with him & immediately release it.
that’s the plan…but word is: he can’t shake his new-found flaccidness
Kris H.,”Here let me show you where to put your finger to make me cum really hard!”
Kim, smiling for camera, “Right now? Wait! That isn’t the way Ray J asked me to do it in my last sex tape! ”
Kris H.” Just Do It ! (whispered aside) That should satisfy my Nike contract !)
I’m not surprised it requires a 9-foot white guy to provide the size penis to which she has become accustomed.
@Bucky – my thoughts exactly!
To which she has become accustomed?
His penis is the only thing that probably won’t get lost in her ‘black hole’.
He isn’t white – Google him! His hair gives it away, definitely a brother!
Can’t be a brother….he was a swimming champ back in the day LMFAO
His hair was straight as a kid and curly as adult….doesn’t mean he is black….Jews have curly hair too, doesn’t mean he is Jewish LOL
9-foot? really? LOL
I know from this angle it looks like a mismatch but if Kim lies face down her ass is as tall as he is.
This way, she doesn’t have to get on her knees to be peed on.
Of course she found ‘love’ in a pro athlete with many zeros in his bank account.
She will die alone, with a huge ass, cats everywhere in her place and boxes of makeup strewn about.
I think you’re confused. You said “a pro athlete with many zeroes in his bank account.” However, she’s dating Kris Humphries.
He should punt.
Dating Kim Kardashian is a new training technique for basketball players who need practice palming the ball.
Go Go Gadget Ass Blaster!
She looks like a Bratz doll.
Okay so… Not only does she have more junk in the trunk than a hatch-back BUT she also is a stand-up blowjob? Wow, just wow! Seems she gives Snooki a run for her money in the world renowned Midget of the Year contest!
I just like the fact that she is wearing his condoms as boots.
HOW THE HELL TALL IS HE???? He looks like Andre the Giant next to her! How does that even work??
This bitch will do anything to make her ass look small.
She HAS to date guys that tall, normal humans can’t step over her ass in the event of a fire…she’s VERY devoted to safety.
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