Christina Aguilera and Matthew Rutler making out in the backseat of a car in Santa Monica. (March 26, 2011)
look at that poor driver’s face.
Victor had it all turning around, a new job and a fresh start. It all turned wrong though when he realized his first job would be driving a manatee and a man making out for hours.
Ew, old people sex!
The precise moment the smell from their open mouths wafted to the front of the car
Suddenly the disaster in Japan doesn’t seem so bad.
He was about to say “Get a room” until he realized he was driving them there.
too bad it’s not henri paul driving..
Well played sir…
+1 for the obscure death reference.
Everyone’s job sucks.
Why is he leaning into frame?
He is being subjected to an utterly revolting display, and you think he’s worried about the fucking paps?
…and it was at that precise moment that Armando realized that his life, did in fact, suck out loud.
This should have been a post on its own. Just this pictures. No words necessary.
So that is what making out with a pig wearing lipstick looks like…..EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! And it smells bad, too!
I’ve made a terrible mistake.
The guy kissing Christina is playing Russian roulette because a woman who spends as much time completely shitfaced as she does could puke at any second.
They’re not kissing, she drank the last beer in the mini-fridge and he’s trying to get it back.
EWWW! Not as gross as the photo, though!
Obviously staged for the camera. Why else would be covering her extra chins?
Later tonight he’ll be racing around LA in a stolen Ferrari blasting Lords of the New Church.
No number of flashbulbs will burn that sight from his retinas.
“Sir, that blowup doll is clearly over-inflated. You may stop now.”
He must have worn out every good memory associated with the Genie in a Bottle video by now. Thank god for youtube.
I keep telling people she’s a tranny whore. That must be why he’s trying to hide her Adam’s apple.
I risk my life just for a taste of freedom and now it seems that the accursed kraken she was behind me all of the time.
“Dear God……..I Can Still Hear Them”
“he is probably thinking that jihad won’t be enough this time”
” he is probably thinking that jihad won’t be enough this time”
He’s beginning to realize that 72 virgins are not enough…
I see your ‘making out’ and raise it to ‘devouring’.
He’s thinking “I don’t care how drunk they are, I never should have arrested them togther….”
The drivers face is destined to be the next “put this face everywhere” internet meme.
“In my home country I was a brain surgeon…..FML”
If I adjust the rearview mirror I won’t see them BUT, if I do, I risk momentarily seeing more. The hell with it, I’ll just sit here and suffer.
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