superficial

  1. Jon Hex

    Oh man, I did not expect Lindsay was meant to be her new hooker name.

  2. Cock Dr

    Swiss shepherdess braids plus African influence print plus no pants….she must be on her way to court again.

  3. Matty

    Lindsay visits Wesley Snipes in prison and learns she didn’t get that sweet Bl4de role she was gunning for. In theaters 2015.

  4. Storm

    Who does she think she is, Pocahontas? Forget dropping “Lohan” — she should adopt the Native American name “Snorts with Fury.”

  5. Colin

    She just received her Native American name: Trippi Long-Stocking.

  6. Bucky Barnes

    Coincidentally, from a recent L.A. personals ad: “Swiss Miss seeks hot chocolate…”

  7. She trying to bolster her “street cred” by being photographed with the blackest man in America.

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Just die already.

  9. why is she so sad, it should be the guy who should be.

  10. Senor Trout

    Wow, Big Daddy Kane hasn’t aged a bit.

  11. Satan's bitch

    Pippi Longstocking: The Prostitute Years

  12. White Pocahontas meets future Malcolm X… John Waters is working on the script.

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Well the lesbian thing with Sam didn’t help her find coke, so now she is trying a different tack.Bet this one does work either!

  14. Brent

    I think this might be a scene from “Black Snake Moan”.

  15. i knew 2pac was still alive.

  16. DKNY

    “She touched my peepee in her teepee.”

  17. “…so they told me ‘when you go black, you don’t go back’. And I just CAN’T go back…I mean, have you ever SEEN Samantha?”

  18. The Most Interesting

    “I don’t want to, but I need the money!”
    ” ‘Scool, baby. But you can put yo’ pants back on.”

  19. erikameow

    tupac lives.

  20. Deesus

    Guess that black shaman bit worked. Ima buy that bitch a dreamcatcher. Bitches love dreamcatchers

  21. Is “friend” politically correct speech for “pimp” now? From the looks of her left eye, something he told her needed to be told twice.

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