superficial

  1. Seems attractive, but there is something off about her face I can’t put my finger on.

  2. T-bag

    Is this the dude-lady that got kicked out of Miss Universe?

  3. I thought for a second that Ke$ha cleaned up real nice.

  4. She gets her eyelashes from the sample place as Katie Price. I’m guessing it’s called the Eyelashatron 3000.

  5. it had to be said

    I think I just peed in my underpants before I could get to her butt.

  6. LJ

    And for all the Interns, please note that this is what happens when you inject botox into only one side of the face.

  7. DeucePickle

    Wow, caught her in mid stroke, nice.

  8. She looks like an inflatable, which was compressed too long in the corner

  9. bigjc001

    Either a bad photoshop of her face, or she’s a walking Picasso.

  10. fuckface

    Her face is like a cross between a Picasso and an Escher. It is beautiful, but something is definitely askew.

  11. bob

    her nose is weird but thankfully she has other stuffs to look at instead…unless you have a nose fetish, but then again, it might just be type you’re looking for

  12. The Brown Streak

    That’s the universal symbol for “You cannot take a photograph if your spray tan is this orange.”

  13. Brooke

    Reminds me of when I was a kid and took a magnifying glass to a Barbie doll.

  14. Reminds me of when I was a kid and took a magnifying glass to a Barbie doll.

  15. “I am so beautiful that I fuck myself daily!”

  16. The Most Interesting

    Ah, I see now. Her face is trying to slink away from Consequences.

  17. Chelsea Clinton

    Her farts smell like peppermint rainbows.

  18. Silence of the Lambs

    I’d teach her to make me the most amazing sandwiches to serve me with the best beer money can buy. She’d also be pro at making me breakfast. I mean really she looks like she would enjoy learning everything I could teach her to do for me. Then I woke up.

  19. Did you ever put the eyes in your Mr. Potatohead and they didn’t fit quite right? Yeah, that.

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