Seems attractive, but there is something off about her face I can’t put my finger on.

Is this the dude-lady that got kicked out of Miss Universe?

I thought for a second that Ke$ha cleaned up real nice.

She gets her eyelashes from the sample place as Katie Price. I’m guessing it’s called the Eyelashatron 3000.

I think I just peed in my underpants before I could get to her butt.

And for all the Interns, please note that this is what happens when you inject botox into only one side of the face.

Wow, caught her in mid stroke, nice.

She looks like an inflatable, which was compressed too long in the corner

Either a bad photoshop of her face, or she’s a walking Picasso.

Her face is like a cross between a Picasso and an Escher. It is beautiful, but something is definitely askew.

her nose is weird but thankfully she has other stuffs to look at instead…unless you have a nose fetish, but then again, it might just be type you’re looking for

That’s the universal symbol for “You cannot take a photograph if your spray tan is this orange.”

Reminds me of when I was a kid and took a magnifying glass to a Barbie doll.

Reminds me of when I was a kid and took a magnifying glass to a Barbie doll.

“I am so beautiful that I fuck myself daily!”

Ah, I see now. Her face is trying to slink away from Consequences.

Her farts smell like peppermint rainbows.

I’d teach her to make me the most amazing sandwiches to serve me with the best beer money can buy. She’d also be pro at making me breakfast. I mean really she looks like she would enjoy learning everything I could teach her to do for me. Then I woke up.

Did you ever put the eyes in your Mr. Potatohead and they didn’t fit quite right? Yeah, that.