Is the lesbian pregnant?
Sammy, you look much bigger in a dress.
I see what you did there….
Tony: “San Francisco, send my heart back. I’m going black tonight!”
Everyone else: “Uh, Tony, we need to talk.”
Look at how tightly he’s holding the microphne.
“I will break you.”
http://herpesnews.com/herpes-legal/23-years-of-herpes-lawsuits-do-you-have-to-tell-you-have-herpes-when/ He’s got herpes and loves to pass it around…..lawsuit ensue.
Pass it around? One in every four individuals has an STD now… In about a decade, you may feel super lucky to have just Herpes I.
QL: “I’ll pretend I love you in this duet, Tony, but I like pussy.”
TB: “That’s okay, I sang with k.d. It’s all good”
One of them has seen Lady Gaga naked and one of them eats Ben & Jerry’s naked.
“Tony, baby, you looking like a bowl of smoked grits tonight. Mm-hmm!”
After Stone Cold left, the main events for Wrestlemania weren’t all they were hyped up to be.
Shaq finds a new gig following retirement.
“Go ahead, Queenie, you can swallow now.”
She looks hungry.
Someone is definitely getting laid tonight.
precious is looking tight these days
I don’t think you ready for this jelly, Tony.
“… you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.”
I have to admit, I wouldn’t mind getting me some Queen Latifah. She’s a big woman, but she’s still pretty sexy.
Git in mah belly.
Tony, you a good singa, but you’d look betta tween two pieces of bread.
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