Joe Francis and Mario Lopez pose with a transsexual Drag Queen Elaine Lancaster at Roy and Lea Blacks' Annual Gala at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami. (March 24, 2012)
Joe thinking: I bet she’s got an awesome adam’s apple…
I’m still trying to figure out which one has Joe Francis’ hand in their ass.
Hahaha! I think all 3 of them….
Wow, I bet that’s the first time a drag queen ever felt like the least sleazy person in the room.
Joe is thinking how happy he would be to be part of this threesome.
Nice boner, Francis.
One, two – AH AH! – three queens!
Lopez’s smile tells me he’s fondly remembering some first-class rogerings from Miss Elaine.
Not pictured: the vat of antiseptic everyone else in the room is jumping into.
They’re all laughing but the Queen has the biggest penis.
Mario and Joe promoting their new business venture…Chicks with Dicks Gone Wild
Mario so looks like the third wheel there, it’s not funny…
So which one is the transsexual?
This is the pic Mario tweeted Hayden with the note: “Warm up the Sybian. This is what I have lined up so far for us tonight.”
Hey, Joe… cleanup in aisle pants, amirite?
Joe Francis pretends he’s respectable.
Mario Lopez pretends he’s got talent.
The drag queen pretends he’s a woman…
Drag queen wins that round.
I GOT IT!
That situation dude is the one in the MIDDLE, right?
I’m going to pretend not to know who anyone here is and assume that they’re pictured in the order you listed them: Joe Francis, Mario Lopez, Elaine Lancaster.
♪♫ “You’ve got something in your front pocket for meeee… ♪♫
If a drag queen is a man who dresses like a woman, is a transsexual drag queen a man, who dresses like a woman, who used to be a woman? Or a woman, who used to be a man, who dresses like a woman? I’m having a little trouble keeping score at home.
I think Photo Boy is confusing “transsexual” with “transvestite,” which, no, is not the same thing. And yes, “transvestite drag queen” would be redundant, anyway.
And the sad thing is Lady Gaga has a bigger penis than all of them.
Mario and his ex pose for a photo.
“I was so excited to be with a drag-queen. But when I reached for her crotch I found that her wiener is already gone!” –Mario Lopez
“See, boys, I CAN take two thumbs at once.”
Oh look, three lovely ladies. Wait a second, I think the one in the middle might actually be a man!
Does three queens beat a pair of douches? And which one gets to poker?
Its the first gay couple chosen for the Hunger Games.
Everyone in this picture has a finger in his butt.
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