1. Joe

    He uses his Herculean strength to get to the front of the buffet line.

  2. Codot

    There is no way that is Kevin Sorbo.

  3. Cock Dr

    That appears to be a live bald eagle; an endangered species under federal protection. What are these jokers fucking around with one for?
    Oh, it’s in AZ. I understand now.

  4. George Burdell

    This is a Rick Santorum wet dream.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    That might be Kevin Sorbo after the the eagle pecked his face off and they glued it back on.

  6. it had to be said

    The words all make sense, but I can’t figure out how “Kevin Sorbo at Ali’s fight night” has a God damned thing to do with Jerry Lewis and a wooden eagle.

  7. [gong] “You rang?”

  8. Fig

    But for tonight’s audience, we have a special offer….buy a three months supply of my “Tiger Blood” supplement, and you’ll be entered in a raffle for this amazing Bald Eagle…Now that’s …WINNING!!

  9. Stephen Colbert called… he’s willing to not involve the cops if you just bring back his props unharmed.

  10. what the hell happened to his face??

  11. If this falconry thing catches on with the Hollywood set, Paris Hilton better keep an eye on that chihuahua. And somebody better keep an eye on Tom Cruise.

  12. Buddy the Elf

    Did Charlie Sheen buy that damn bird with the money he saved switching to Geico?

  13. The Brown Streak

    Now here we demonstrate how to train this bird to steal Gabrielle’s panties.

  14. Napoupi

    That’s how you know you’re no longer famous: someone calls Kevin Sorbo on stage, a random guy who’s not Kevin Sorbo shows up, does his thing, and everybody is like ‘Woaw, Kevin Sorbo isn’t doing so well these days!”

  15. The Beastmaster has really let himself go.

  16. That looks more like Louie Anderson after Nutrisystem than Kevin Sorbo.

  17. How did that eagle get a stuffed Sorbo?

  18. bethy

    This is about what I expected for a status update on Kevin Sorbo.

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