That appears to be a live bald eagle; an endangered species under federal protection. What are these jokers fucking around with one for?
Oh, it’s in AZ. I understand now.
The words all make sense, but I can’t figure out how “Kevin Sorbo at Ali’s fight night” has a God damned thing to do with Jerry Lewis and a wooden eagle.
But for tonight’s audience, we have a special offer….buy a three months supply of my “Tiger Blood” supplement, and you’ll be entered in a raffle for this amazing Bald Eagle…Now that’s …WINNING!!
If this falconry thing catches on with the Hollywood set, Paris Hilton better keep an eye on that chihuahua. And somebody better keep an eye on Tom Cruise.
That’s how you know you’re no longer famous: someone calls Kevin Sorbo on stage, a random guy who’s not Kevin Sorbo shows up, does his thing, and everybody is like ‘Woaw, Kevin Sorbo isn’t doing so well these days!”
He uses his Herculean strength to get to the front of the buffet line.
There is no way that is Kevin Sorbo.
Not at all…
I thought it was Neil Young.
I think that’s Kevin Sorbo in his Newt Gingrich costume. Close, Kevin, but no cigar.
NOPE! It’s Chuck Testa.
That appears to be a live bald eagle; an endangered species under federal protection. What are these jokers fucking around with one for?
Oh, it’s in AZ. I understand now.
bald eagles aren’t on the endangered list anymore, but they protected under federal anti-sodomy & bestiality laws.
@ McBeef: I found that out the hard way.
This is a Rick Santorum wet dream.
That might be Kevin Sorbo after the the eagle pecked his face off and they glued it back on.
The words all make sense, but I can’t figure out how “Kevin Sorbo at Ali’s fight night” has a God damned thing to do with Jerry Lewis and a wooden eagle.
[gong] “You rang?”
But for tonight’s audience, we have a special offer….buy a three months supply of my “Tiger Blood” supplement, and you’ll be entered in a raffle for this amazing Bald Eagle…Now that’s …WINNING!!
That was my reaction. Who the hell gave Charlie Sheen an actual bird of prey to play with?
I totally thought that was Charlie Sheen.
Stephen Colbert called… he’s willing to not involve the cops if you just bring back his props unharmed.
what the hell happened to his face??
If this falconry thing catches on with the Hollywood set, Paris Hilton better keep an eye on that chihuahua. And somebody better keep an eye on Tom Cruise.
Did Charlie Sheen buy that damn bird with the money he saved switching to Geico?
Now here we demonstrate how to train this bird to steal Gabrielle’s panties.
That’s how you know you’re no longer famous: someone calls Kevin Sorbo on stage, a random guy who’s not Kevin Sorbo shows up, does his thing, and everybody is like ‘Woaw, Kevin Sorbo isn’t doing so well these days!”
The Beastmaster has really let himself go.
That looks more like Louie Anderson after Nutrisystem than Kevin Sorbo.
How did that eagle get a stuffed Sorbo?
This is about what I expected for a status update on Kevin Sorbo.