You’re welcome Donald.
Your sister is a fucking WHORE – and tell your mom I want my underwear back.
Come here, let me show you where Kiefer got his disdain for the paparazzi.
I don’t care that he looks like Santa….don’t go anywhere with that man.
Too many things wrapped around the neck….why?
He looks near death, yet still dresses better than Al Pacino and Nick Nolte.
You better be good, you better not cry, you better not pout, now GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!
“Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time.”
guy in the back, “he’s forgotten his hat. The red hat”
His latest work was a Skrillex video, wasn’t it?
A night at The World’s Creepiest Man Contest.
Look Mommy! Santa has the same face Daddy makes when you say he’s had “one too many”! Sit down Santa or you’ll end up living with Uncle Charlie like Daddy.”
Tom Baker just won’t give up that scarf.
“Poor bastard’s gotten so old he can’t even lift that middle finger anymore.”
“That guy wanted a BB gun but I told him he’d shoot his eye out”
Next role: Sistine Chapel ceiling. Fingers ready.
You wanna know what Mrs. Claus smells like?
He knows that the Harry Potter movies are done, right?
“Stay creepy, my friends.”
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