I swear to god she intentionally tries to look like shit. There is no way people can be that deluded about their own appearance.
Her eyes have no pupils…..what drug does that?
All of them at the same time.
This is the best case scenario for little Snooki.
Maybe she looks better during… after… before. Forget it.
In my opinion, none of you could possibly drink enough to think she’s attractive and be able to do her at the same time. Hell, my brother Girgori and I couldn’t drink that much.. Trust me on this one.
I would say sent her to rehab, but let’s not kid ourselves or waste everyone’s time, and just send her to the morgue.
So much for my first “crap we missed” comment today.
For those of you wondering: http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-monday-3-26-12/the-crap-we-missed-0326-33#comment-9449722
For all of you Interns, this is what happens when you take too many valium before you head to the red carpet.
Insert penny symbol where the $ in her name is.
There is no Ke$ha, only Zoul.
The sad thing is, this is the most attractive picture of her I’ve ever seen.
Did she just peep chris brown’s cellie?
“MUST—HAVE—BRAAAAAAAINS…because, y’know, I don’t have any of my own.”
I would fuck that to pieces, then bury it with the body.
She didn’t remember anything after the first ten minutes of The Hunger Games
“Of course I’m hammered. Did you really think I’d fuck you sober?”
Ok, so now i know what Billy Idol would look like as a transsexual.
Zombie apocalypse begins in 3…….2…….1……..
Yeah… That’s about right.
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