I heard that GOD hated gay people.
God said it’s okay to hold hands with another man, as long as he’s doing it to keep you from having to touch your fans.
No Tim, tempting though it may be, you’ve already got a promise ring in that color
Sorry folks, Mr. Tebow will not be signing any autographs in Aramaic today.
Hey , yo’..Timmay….Can I get an ottagraff ova here?
“No Tim. Hands to yourself. We don’t have time for you to heal all of them today.”
“Here, Tim, I’m tired of holding your invisible Appletini.”
“Totally confused right now, Lord. I’m a Christian who kneels and prays to you and tries to follow the ways of the bible, yet I’m fucking rich, have people asking me for autographs as paps take my pic, some guy is holding my hand… and I like it Lord… I LIKE IT! Is that wrong?”
HankMed is diagnosing patients at restaurants now?
this makes me hard, but can you jew up dude on the left’s nose and put a yarmulke on him? thanks.
“Can you make it out to my wife? Her name is Lucy Furr.”
“Hey Tebow! I heard you’re switching teams! Will you sign my Judy Garland album?”
Those sparkly things are angels.
They were required to baptize the camera before this pic was taken
nyc now has the spoon it needs to gag itself with.
No socks + Leather shoes = Disgusting smell.
“Sorry, Tim’s not big on writing. He was home schooled.”
Welcome home sweety!!!
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