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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I heard that GOD hated gay people.

  2. EricLr

    God said it’s okay to hold hands with another man, as long as he’s doing it to keep you from having to touch your fans.

  3. Brit

    No Tim, tempting though it may be, you’ve already got a promise ring in that color

  4. Brit

    Sorry folks, Mr. Tebow will not be signing any autographs in Aramaic today.

  5. Hey , yo’..Timmay….Can I get an ottagraff ova here?

  6. “No Tim. Hands to yourself. We don’t have time for you to heal all of them today.”

  7. “Here, Tim, I’m tired of holding your invisible Appletini.”

  8. Johnny P!

    “Totally confused right now, Lord. I’m a Christian who kneels and prays to you and tries to follow the ways of the bible, yet I’m fucking rich, have people asking me for autographs as paps take my pic, some guy is holding my hand… and I like it Lord… I LIKE IT! Is that wrong?”

  9. Buddy the Elf

    HankMed is diagnosing patients at restaurants now?

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    • Richard McBeef

      this makes me hard, but can you jew up dude on the left’s nose and put a yarmulke on him? thanks.

  11. The Brown Streak

    “Can you make it out to my wife? Her name is Lucy Furr.”

  12. “Hey Tebow! I heard you’re switching teams! Will you sign my Judy Garland album?”

  13. chmod

    Those sparkly things are angels.

  14. Swearin

    They were required to baptize the camera before this pic was taken

  15. pretty vacant

    nyc now has the spoon it needs to gag itself with.

  16. King Diamond

    No socks + Leather shoes = Disgusting smell.

  17. MrChips

    “Sorry, Tim’s not big on writing. He was home schooled.”

  18. Minaj

    Welcome home sweety!!!

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