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  1. Forgot where his career is parked.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    He hid the Down’s Syndrome extremely well on Entourage.

  3. EricLr

    Somewhere Ed Hardy is screaming “Why isn’t he wearing my clothes?!?!?!?” at his assistant

  4. Jeremy’s Tweet: Headed out for sushi.

  5. Black Jacques Shalack – The Movie
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/26/Jacques-3-320_240.jpg[/img]

  6. Where’s the neighborhood watch when you really need them?

  7. It's Bacon

    I was going to make a joke but then I was like no.

  8. Johnny P!

    Why did they give him the keys to the ‘short bus’?

  9. I LOLed when he died in “Judgement Night”.

  10. Piven needs to get off the Rogain, the hair is coming in so thick, it’s starting to look like a toque.

  11. Buddy the Elf

    Phew – glad Emo Wentz didnt flash us his junk again.

  12. bigalkie

    No flattering camera angles or witty scripts to read from and this douchbag looks like a very average little schlub.

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Damn, Reese hit another one! Okay, walk away…you didn’t see anything…”

  14. tlmck

    Prefers to swallow once he gets home.

  15. “I can’t believe they called me a mouth-breather.”

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