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  1. Cock Dr

    I don’t think this screwy chick is going to have a happily ever after, but she does give good celebrity melodrama.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Her shirt is wide open and there is absolutely nothing happening there. Fail.

  3. Cecil

    There are not enough wigs to cover how enormous her forehead is.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Here face looks like a C and I think it looked like that prior to having it caved in.

  5. it had to be said

    Rihanna, you forgot something. No, not your bra, you forgot how to avoid be an annoying twat.

  6. At least Kutcher doesn’t have to worry about breaking a hip on this one.

  7. She can peep my phone.

  8. Blech

    “Ah said ‘protect my fortress of not-solitude’…”

  9. G Spot Finder

    Letting the girls out for a little fresh air.

  10. Buddy the Elf

    I can never get past her disgusting Lestat fingernails.
    Do you just sharpen them like a #2 pencil, or what?

  11. The Brown Streak

    One of these girls realized that going into Jeffrey Dahmer’s Battered Women’s Clinic wasn’t such a good idea.

  12. Nobody puts these babies in a corner…

  13. lawn

    Girl keeps on getting classier.

  14. YoMamma

    That dude should button up or at least wear an undershirt.

  15. MrChips

    Judging by those nails filed into defensive talons, Rhianna’s on a date. And she’s not taking any chances.

  16. Is this woman alergic to bras or something? You gotta take care of your boobs while your’re young so they won’t look like droopy bags of shit by the time you hit 30.

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