There comes a time in an aging woman’s life where logic dictates:
“dress below the knees, is not form-fitting, doesn’t look like something a 17 year old bought at The Gap, and shows just a hint of cleavage”.
She never got that memo, did she?
The aliens tried to put her back together the best they could with the parts they had. They put the larger boob on her left side to counterbalance the larger right leg. The face was so hideous that they decided a permanent smile was the best option.
Whoever designed that dress clearly never thought the arrow on it would be pointing to that…
That reminds me. I need new guitar strings.
I’m out of dry salami.
Well. That’s about the best she can do. So good on her!! You go girl. Or something.
Zelda from Pet Semetary
Throw the flour here.
“Who here missed me flashing on ‘Anderson’? ‘Cause I’ll do it again!”
The Joker’s head on Madonna’s body . . . good Halloween costume.
Imagine her without makeup.
Gah … or ewwww … whatever. I have never found her the least bit attractive. Those cheekbones are hideous !!
There comes a time in an aging woman’s life where logic dictates:
“dress below the knees, is not form-fitting, doesn’t look like something a 17 year old bought at The Gap, and shows just a hint of cleavage”.
She never got that memo, did she?
wow i never saw someone being choked by a ghost before.
“Listen, Skeletor. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… this is Rockefeller Plaza, not Castle Grayskull!”
Huh, I never could find the BLACK Triforce piece!
Filed under ” who gives a fuck”.
She’s so proud of the square on her dress!
Makes me wish I were a sniper…
The aliens tried to put her back together the best they could with the parts they had. They put the larger boob on her left side to counterbalance the larger right leg. The face was so hideous that they decided a permanent smile was the best option.
NBC is developing their own zombie show now, I guess?
Good God, Bethenny, eat a couple bowls of cereal and call me in the morning.
I think hazmat triangles are supposed to be orange.
Now *there’s* a guy having a “This is what my life has come to?” moment.
She look like Grinch.
she is so FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!
More like Bethenny Frankel-STEIN! Am I right!?
It’s like Marlo Thomas in “That Girl.” But made out of Slim JIms.
Fat.