1. Whoever designed that dress clearly never thought the arrow on it would be pointing to that…

  2. bonerofcuntention

    That reminds me. I need new guitar strings.

  3. Well. That’s about the best she can do. So good on her!! You go girl. Or something.

  4. meme

    Zelda from Pet Semetary

  5. It's come to this.

    Throw the flour here.

  6. “Who here missed me flashing on ‘Anderson’? ‘Cause I’ll do it again!”

  7. The Joker’s head on Madonna’s body . . . good Halloween costume.

  8. Bonky

    Imagine her without makeup.

  9. Jack Ketch

    Gah … or ewwww … whatever. I have never found her the least bit attractive. Those cheekbones are hideous !!

  10. Johnny P!

    There comes a time in an aging woman’s life where logic dictates:
    “dress below the knees, is not form-fitting, doesn’t look like something a 17 year old bought at The Gap, and shows just a hint of cleavage”.
    She never got that memo, did she?

  11. wow i never saw someone being choked by a ghost before.

  12. “Listen, Skeletor. If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… this is Rockefeller Plaza, not Castle Grayskull!”

  13. CK

    Huh, I never could find the BLACK Triforce piece!

  14. bigalkie

    Filed under ” who gives a fuck”.

  15. The Brown Streak

    She’s so proud of the square on her dress!

  16. LockNLoad

    Makes me wish I were a sniper…

  17. tlmck

    The aliens tried to put her back together the best they could with the parts they had. They put the larger boob on her left side to counterbalance the larger right leg. The face was so hideous that they decided a permanent smile was the best option.

  18. Swearin

    NBC is developing their own zombie show now, I guess?

  19. Good God, Bethenny, eat a couple bowls of cereal and call me in the morning.

  20. tito

    I think hazmat triangles are supposed to be orange.

  21. The Most Interesting

    Now *there’s* a guy having a “This is what my life has come to?” moment.

  22. catapostrophe

    She look like Grinch.

  23. little turtle head

    she is so FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!

  24. More like Bethenny Frankel-STEIN! Am I right!?

  25. It’s like Marlo Thomas in “That Girl.” But made out of Slim JIms.

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