superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    Very well dressed even for a penguin

  2. Inner Retard

    Celebrity Fight Night? Tell me he’s fighting Justin Bieber Mini-Me style.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Stop it!” – Peter Dinklage

  4. Phew – good thing he monogrammed his shirts.
    There was a huge confusion last time at the dry cleaners when he didnt.

  5. Icehawg

    Dude, that wasn’t funny. Tell him there’s no falcon. He’s like a deer in headlights now.

  6. meeps!

    Abracadabra, I sit on his knee. Presto, change-o, and now he’s me!

  7. Chucky has not aged well at all

  8. “One hit, and I’m one high, little guy!”

  9. vern always has that “guess whose dress i been looking up” expression on his face.

  10. Who is small enough to give him surprise buttsex?

  11. Ruckus

    It’s got to be pretty awesome to be able to buy yourself a RealDoll from Toys R Us.

  12. Dereck Bryce Nation

    I FUCKING LOVE COCAIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!

  13. He gives this event 2 thumbs down.

  14. Andie

    He should be in more horror movies. Seriously, I find him creepy.

  15. Somebody should have warned him what would happen to him if he gave Ali a big bear hug. Now he’s got shaken baby syndrome!

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