1. Henny

    the ONLY time where Britney can actually be the one to say, “dodged a bullet with that one.”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Dad, why are you wearing my sneakers?”

  3. tlmck

    “Yo Kevin, what do you do for a living again?”

  4. Inner Retard

    - Dad, we’re down two points. Any suggestions?
    - Start with the jelly donuts. Remember, small sips of the milkshake or it fills you up too quickly… Did you know you can use donuts to keep score?

  5. Wait. They make clothes big enough to be over-sized and baggy on THAT? We’ve failed as a nation.

  6. “Huh. A few more inches, and these would just be pants.”

  7. It looks like Britney’s old body is hiding under his shirt.

  8. anonymous

    Still not as big as Kim K

  9. “So, Sean, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
    “Not you.”

  10. Follow your son’s lead and get some exercise dude.

  11. Cock Dr

    Not only is he wide but his moobs are lopsided.

  12. “Dicky Doo, Dicky Doo…I LOOOOOVE my DIcky Doo!”

    RandyGoatRadio LOVES YOU Fat BOIZ!

  13. Kevin Smith or Federline?…I can’t tell.

  14. His shirt choices were small, medium, large, XL, and American.

  15. 2 words. gett. thoowwww.

  16. “I’d like to give you a little brother, but I can’t find my penis underneath my fat folds!”

  17. “Yes son, one day you’ll wear XXXXL shorts just like your dad.”

  18. Hank E. Ring

    So Sean, all you do is put one foot in front of the other to run?

  19. Now I know where all of Paula Deen’s butter went.

  20. “No son, the LA on my cap doesn’t stand for Lard Ass!”

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