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  1. blofish

    I hope her calf isn’t female.

  2. Somewhere right now Khloe is basking in not being “the big one”.

  3. Inner Retard

    Do cattle get motherly glow?

  4. i try not to slam pregnant ladies’ bodies because it’s fucking ridiculous, but I’m sort of just amazed by this. At nine months, she is going to be something to behold.

  5. MooooooooOOoooooo.

  6. anonymous

    Her face is looking more and more like her mom’s every day.

  7. I give her another 2 weeks before she no longer has wrists.

  8. ThisWillHurt

    Her outfit is so tight, you can see the fetus Tweeting a selfie.

  9. contusion

    Not pictured: The trucks with the yellow flashing lights and the “Caution: Wide Load” signs that are in front of and behind her.

  10. ComeHonorFace

    nice sausage fingers fatty.

  11. If I were Jennifer Love Hewitt I’d get a makeover right about now.

  12. I never dreamed I’d ever say this, but I’m starting to pity Kanye

  13. “Man, that’s one big bitch!”

  14. Cock Dr

    Dear lord…and she’s only a few months preggers. Months of swelling ahead.
    MOOO

  15. No wonder she’s not smiling; somebody took the Dew and sandwich away from her from a few photos ago!

  16. Senor Trout

    People keep talking about how big she’ll be at nine months. The gestation period for…whatever this is has gotta be 14 months, minimum.

  17. She’s now the white Caberet Cinnabon.

  18. Seriously, if she’d stop trying to shove her bloated self into designer clothes and just get comfy in maternity ones, she wouldn’t look NEARLY as bovine-esque.

  19. Jesus, she looks pissed. You don’t suppose someone has been reading the comments section on The Superficial to her, do ya? (That’s assuming, of course, that she understood what was posted.)

  20. Andie

    *sings* If you’re hungry for a hunk of fat & juicy meat…. Eat my buddy Kimmy here because she is a treat… Come on down & dine.. on this tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line! Are ya achin’? *yup yup yup* For some bacon? *yup yup yup* She’s a big pig! You can be a big pig, too! Oy!

  21. I imagine punching her in the chest would be like punching a dodgeball. Those things look mighty solid.

  22. Apparently she’s in the Wendy Williams-mester of pregnancy.

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